That’s how us pooches usually do it, but, just for you, we’ll do it the Peoplish way. Well, there’s only one way to fix that… a proper introduction.ĭon’t worry, I’m not about to sniff your butt, my person-pal. If you’ve read any of my books before… HI! IT’S GREAT TO SMELL YOU AGAIN… but if this is the first time you’ve ever opened one of my LICK-A-LICIOUS diaries, you’ll have no idea who I am, and that’s a TERRIBLE way to start a good story. STOP EVERYTHING!! What am I doing? In all my shock and panic, I completely forgot to introduce myself. It’s awful! A disaster of pooch-apocalypse proportions! It’s… You won’t believe what’s been happening, my furless friend. Well, I haven’t told you all the details yet. You’re reading this, scratching your human head and wondering what on earth I’m talking about, right?
Wait a second… you’re supposed to be more shocked than that, my person-pal.
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